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bagmilk:

dew u wernna baild a snewmon

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i wish i was half as cool as zip line dog

i wish i was half as cool as zip line dog

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itunestore:

itunestore:

Hw isn’t getting done


she still loves sleeping up here. 

itunestore:

itunestore:

Hw isn’t getting done

she still loves sleeping up here. 

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surprisebitch:

meatbicyclevevo:

intensional:

whollyhwojo:

intensional:

cookitty:

intensional:

le-madcap:

intensional:

xomtrencherxo:

intensional:

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

*whispers* Those are chickens

*yells* LOOK AT ALL THOSE DUCKS

THOSE ARE CHICKENS.

I love how many people im annoying with this 

Look at all those ducks

look at all those hens

surprisebitch:

meatbicyclevevo:

intensional:

whollyhwojo:

intensional:

cookitty:

intensional:

le-madcap:

intensional:

xomtrencherxo:

intensional:

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

*whispers* Those are chickens

*yells* LOOK AT ALL THOSE DUCKS

THOSE ARE CHICKENS.

I love how many people im annoying with this 

Look at all those ducks

look at all those hens

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buddhabrot:

im laughing so hard bc this is the worst thing in the world

buddhabrot:

im laughing so hard bc this is the worst thing in the world

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everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

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2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

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ruinedchildhood:

She warned him.

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methimatics:

me at school

image

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ghostphail:

Challenge: You can only have 1!

ghostphail:

Challenge: You can only have 1!

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4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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thank god. its david beckham

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aqueuse:

take me back 

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