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poryqon:

Me: *tells mean joke*

Person: thats not nice

Me: image

(via phobias)

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(Source: allantruong, via phobias)

toxicnebulae:

*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume

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guy:

*seductively shoves hand into chip bag*

(Source: guy, via phobias)

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

(Source: fake-mermaid, via phobias)

no-one-judge-here-so-fuck-it:

Life like this is love.

(via betyouwontgetthisone)

blacklistecl:

when you walk to the beat of a song

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(Source: cutefollower, via phobias)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
image 

im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

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my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

(Source: sidnugget, via phobias)

noctstiel:

oh-mrwinchester-oh:

fasterfood:

oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…

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goD DAMNIT

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heliolisk:

trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
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"I have so much of you in my heart."

John Keats (via stevenbong)

(Source: you-and-me-are-the-world, via langleav)

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused


after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused

after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

(via langleav)